The Hot Tub Podcast 270 - "You and I are kneecapping everyone"
Oct 31, 2025
Get ready for a Halloween-themed adventure! The hosts share their festive plans and explore survival roles in horror movies. Mahler faces the dilemma of candy bowl logistics, while they hilariously improvise iconic movie lines. They dive into the loneliness many singles feel on Halloween and debate if costumes boost attraction. Brady delivers a series of pun-tastic Halloween jokes, and the group curates the perfect playlist with unexpected tracks. Plus, they listen to a spooky listener story that's sure to send chills!
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Simple Halloween Compromise
- If you won’t be home on Halloween, put a bowl of candy out with a simple sign to show effort.
- Ask a neighbor or have a kid stay to answer the door so trick-or-treaters still get treats.
Mahler’s Candy Quandary
- Mahler shopped for a sign, bought candy, and considered a QR-code money plan instead of leaving treats.
- He worried full-size bars in a bowl would be stolen and debated getting a kid or neighbor to man the door.
Host A Pre-Party To Cover Your Door
- Host a pre-party at your house and ask guests to answer the door as a practical way to be present on Halloween.
- Offer pizza and drinks to encourage friends to stay and help hand out full-size candy bars.