Count Binface, a comedic alien and political activist, shares his whimsical journey from outer space to the UK elections. He hilariously recounts his quirky campaign adventures and discusses the challenges of standing out in politics. The conversation dives into the absurdities of local politics, critiques of pub amenities like hand dryers, and the nostalgic charm of CFAX. Count Binface muses on improving political accountability and engages in playful banter about snooker and oddball policies. Will he become the Mayor of Croydon? Tune in for a laugh!
Richard Herring shares personal stories of life changes and humorous mishaps, fostering a relatable connection with the audience.
Count Binface discusses his unconventional political campaigns, using satire to challenge traditional politics and engage voters creatively.
The podcast emphasizes the importance of integrating humor into public policies, as suggested by Count Binface's entertaining yet practical manifesto proposals.
Deep dives
2025 Live Shows and Tours
The podcast introduces exciting live shows scheduled for 2025, including a performance at the Leicester Square Theatre. The host emphasizes the importance of ticket sales for the continuation of these live events and encourages listeners to purchase tickets for upcoming shows, particularly highlighting a guest appearance by comedian Dave Gorman. Additionally, the host is on a personal tour, named the 'One-Balled Tour,' starting at the end of January, where warm-up shows will occur in Bishop’s Stortford. This live work not only offers entertainment but is also crucial for funding the ongoing production of the podcast.
Humorous Personal Anecdotes
The host shares amusing personal stories reflecting on recent life changes, including a chaotic house move that has led to feelings of inadequacy and confusion. One humorous story involves locking himself out of his bureau, which required the intervention of a skilled antique shop worker to resolve the issue, illustrating his challenges with everyday tasks. Another anecdote involves a bizarre dream about his anatomy, which adds a comedic touch to the discussion and reveals his feelings of vulnerability following his medical scans. These light-hearted confessions serve to connect with the audience through shared human experiences.
Count Binface's Political Journey
The conversation includes an engaging dialogue with Count Binface, a comedic politician who has stood in multiple UK elections, providing insights into his unconventional campaign methods. He humorously recounts his attempts to disrupt the traditional political landscape and reflects on his earlier campaigns against prominent politicians, such as Theresa May and Boris Johnson. Count Binface's approach to running for office is rooted in satire, as he sees value in offering an alternative voice within the electoral system. His unique persona and humorous policies tap into the absurdity of modern politics, challenging voters to reconsider their expectations.
Innovative Policies and Promises
Count Binface shares a range of his untraditional political policies that resonate humorously with listeners. Among them are promises to price cap croissants at a reasonable rate, enhance Wi-Fi access on trains, and improve public restroom facilities in pubs. He emphasizes the importance of making public policies both practical and entertaining, advocating for a return to classic services like CFAX because of its reliability. This blend of humor and earnestness in his manifesto highlights a desire to connect with voters on a relatable level while addressing serious issues in contemporary society.
Future Aspirations and Political Commentary
The podcast wraps up with Count Binface discussing his ambitions for future political endeavors, such as potentially running for mayor in Croydon. He reflects on the chaotic state of British politics, expressing a belief in the necessity of fresh perspectives, especially from 'novelty' candidates to restore hope in the democratic system. Count Binface comments on the absurdity and unpredictable nature of current political figures, inviting listeners to consider the broader implications of voting for candidates who prioritize entertainment over traditional policies. Through satire, he encourages critical examination of political norms and the significance of accessible, engaging discourse in elections.
#543 House of Losers- Richard has had a worrying dream, but what can it all mean? His guest is an alien from outer space and not a man in an impressive but ridiculous costume, the artist formerly known as Lord Buckethead, Count Binface. They discuss his reasons for travelling light years to take on sitting Prime Ministers in UK elections, some of his excellent policies involving hand dryers and Ceefax, whether snooker is already in 3 dimensions, losing a bind, whether old people should lose the vote, improving the House of Lords and how the UK’s future span out of control due to the Olympic opening ceremony and a bacon sandwich. Will Count Binface become Mayor of Croydon? Watch this (outer) space.
