This week Police in San Francisco draft a proposal authorizing them to use their 17 robots (???) as a lethal force. Conservative readers are torn between their hatred of San Francisco and their passing knowledge of any dystopian science fiction ever written.

Also, a work story involving the police, killing criminals to get traffic moving, and Alex gets owned by a cop.

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Music:

Cymande - Canges

Agustus Pablo - Peace and Love Dub

Only drug laden, crap on the ground, defund the police San Francisco would allow killer robots