Netflix Is A Daily Joke Earthquake: A Joke About Getting A Vasectomy
Dec 19, 2025
Earthquake, a veteran stand-up comedian known for his high-energy style and storytelling, shares his comedic take on getting a vasectomy. He humorously recounts his candid conversation with the doctor, revealing why he no longer trusts his own anatomy. Earthquake likens the decision to removing bullets from a gun, delivering punchlines about the newfound freedom to hit the clubs post-surgery. With a blend of hilarity and blunt observational humor, he also promotes his Netflix special, showcasing his unique comedic perspective.
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Getting A Vasectomy Story
- Earthquake recounts getting a vasectomy and lying through the procedure to stay calm.
- He describes seeing smoke while the doctor operated and turning away like an angry date looking out the window.
Surgery As A Metaphor For Control
- Earthquake frames vasectomy as removing trust from sexual impulse by calling it "taking the bullets out of this gun."
- He links the procedure to avoiding future responsibilities and legal trouble humorously.