On this episode of Bravo Bravo Effing Bravo, we break down Episode 2 of the Real Housewives of New York City Season 14, 'Oh Christmas Tree!' and Episodes 2 and 3 of Below Deck Down Under Season 2, 'Floating Circus' and 'Ice, Ice, Baby.'

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On this episode of RHONY: Erin hosts the group at her sprawling Hamptons home, but champagne and caviar leaves some of the ladies hangry for more. Jessel reveals intimate information about her marriage.

On these episodes of Below Deck Down Under: The charter guests continue to be on edge with each other; a new stew comes aboard, giving the interior relief while captivating the deck team; a crew member over-commits to the Cancan; a surprise kiss threatens to ruin the party. Then, a complicated love triangle threatens to make things awkward on deck; the CEO is back for another round of fun; the guests have an icy request; a deck crew member overlooks his duties, resulting in one of the guests getting a cutting surprise.

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