Seriously. What did the Hadron Collider do to Man City?

The only logical explanation for this lies at the feet of those reckless boffins at CERN. City didn’t lose a sixth game in a row, which is something, but they did lose a three goal lead in fifteen minutes at home to Feyenoord. Somehow that seems even worse. Sam Lee was there and he has a theory that doesn’t involve alternative realities leaking into our own, which is plausible I guess, but I prefer my version. 

Elsewhere PSG are 26th and could be 29th tomorrow. Seb Stafford Bloor saw them lose again. Jordan Campbell watched Arsenal run riot and I channel-hopped and I’ll do my best to give you the rest of the round-up. 

Listen now. This was very stressful to make. Don’t let the sweaty armpits and all those bellowed swear words count for nothing. 

Presenter: Iain Macintosh

With: Sam Lee, Seb Stafford-Bloor and Jordan Campbell

Producer: Steve Hankey