The Jeselnik & Rosenthal Vanity Project

Suitcase Full Of Pearl Necklaces

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Sep 7, 2022
Kanye West’s Instagram shout-out sparks stories about viral fame, Kendrick Lamar, and the strange perks of celebrity. The conversation veers into bizarre challenges, jizzy jewelry, a disturbing suitcase discovery, and an awkward airplane prank. They also swap thoughts on grief, friendship, church watch requests, and books by Say Nothing and Bret Easton Ellis.
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1
Introduction
00:00 • 2min
2
Kendrick Lamar - The New School Wrapper
01:53 • 2min
3
You Don't Have to Say the J Vy P, You Have to Hit the Button
03:40 • 2min
4
Sexy Is Not My Wheelhouse
05:28 • 2min
5
The Smile on Her Face, I'm Still Awake
07:23 • 2min
6
How to Get New Followers in Stufft
09:37 • 2min
7
I've Got Beats. Feelix the Like People.
11:13 • 2min
8
I'm in a Pittsburg Mam, Isn't It?
12:57 • 2min
9
You're Better Looking Than You Expected
14:51 • 2min
10
I'm Like, I Like This. Gy, I Like This.
16:57 • 2min
11
How Do You Deal With the Heat Wave?
18:42 • 2min
12
The Heat Wave Is on Me
20:20 • 2min
13
The Butthole Challenge
22:17 • 2min
14
The Butthole Challenge
24:18 • 2min
15
The Butthole Challenge
26:04 • 2min
16
Getting Tattoos on the Road
27:57 • 2min
17
Email Corner, Dem Emales Areinemae
29:48 • 2min
18
My Dad's Dead, I'm So Sorry
32:05 • 2min
19
I've Got the Biggest Scheme in My Life Coming Up.
33:37 • 2min
20
Say Less, I'm Sorry You're Dead.
35:12 • 2min
21
How Many Nine Year Olds Is That?
36:51 • 2min
22
Death to the Pickle Ball
39:07 • 2min
23
I Don't Know if I'd Gotten to Ela if Not for Lloyd.
40:53 • 2min
24
I'm a Comedian, I've Had a Lot of Influence on Me, I Don't Know.
42:37 • 2min
25
How Does Anthony Feel About Being a Comic?
44:35 • 2min
26
Black Buffalo - The Best Alternative to Traditional Tobacco
46:38 • 4min
27
Helix Mattress Review
50:34 • 2min
28
Is Your Spacework So Bad?
52:22 • 2min
29
I'm Not Making a Joke Out of This, Isn't It?
54:51 • 2min
30
I Don't Need That Shit
56:54 • 2min
31
The Kid in the Bath
58:53 • 2min
32
Funnyer Di - It's Just Bad.
01:01:20 • 2min
33
I Love You Daddy, I Love Your Dad, I Need to Use You, Mucka.
01:03:26 • 2min
34
What's the Deal With Pearl Necklaces?
01:05:28 • 2min
35
I'm Breaking Up With You.
01:07:16 • 2min
36
Senam San M Community
01:09:24 • 2min
37
Is It a Gregg or Anthony Necklace?
01:11:04 • 2min
38
Sperm Doners, Jizzy Jewelry Challenge - It Was a Lot
01:12:37 • 2min
39
What Happened to the Kids?
01:14:21 • 2min
40
Don't Buy Suitcases at the Abandoned Property
01:15:55 • 2min
41
The Suicide of a Child in South Korea
01:17:33 • 1min
42
Putting a Child in a Suitcase
01:19:01 • 2min
43
Is That a Funny Prank?
01:20:52 • 2min
44
You Can Totally Target Where You're Sending People
01:22:59 • 2min
45
Airdropping - It's Funny
01:24:51 • 2min
46
I'm Not Worth Your MacDonald's Money.
01:27:09 • 2min
47
I Want a Watch for Christmas?
01:28:45 • 2min
48
Do You Deserve It?
01:30:23 • 2min
49
Book Review - A True Story of Murder and Memory in Northern Ireland
01:32:09 • 2min
50
Thek Milkman by Brett Eastenelis
01:34:30 • 2min
51
I Loved This Book
01:36:10 • 2min