The shock. The horror. The drama.

“I’m just an innocent Jewess who was STABBED IN THE EYE!

In a VIOLENT PALESTINIAN flag ASSAULT

Using TERRORIST methods

Calling for the GENOCIDE OF ME

I was HOSPITALIZED for feeling the pressure of what happened… and a headache”

Alert the international media! Fire the rockets! Send more money!

(In other news, some women and children kicked it in an airstrike on ‘safe space’ Rafah)

Now, back to the VIOLENT ATTACK by Palestine Protestors…

We’ve seen some great crisis acting over the past few years, but this latest anti-semitic scripted drama performance displays an astonishing lack of talent. Not that anyone cares, because we know the media is always true and fair and balanced.

In today’s video, I hook up with Victor-Hugo Vaca Jr., who recently had a traumatic experience on Whose Lie Is It Anyway when his eyeball was ripped out by a shard of gefilte fish in a Jewish attack. Unfortunately, no mainstream media wanted to pick up his story, so he was forced to make his own video in which we discuss serious things like:

The art of being a Chihuahua ventriloquist
How I left behind the fame and fortune of a Canadian rap empire
Imagining a post-apocalyptic co-existence between genus Vigilantus and ordo Overlordicus
(Literally) writing the book on the fall of the American empire

And, less serious things, like:

Depopulation agenda 2025 (EMP/Cyber attacks, pushing the 5G graphene zombie button, Disease X, and economic collapse)
Escalation of WW3 and its predicted triggers
Reasons why white (turn)coats and chemtrail pilots sell their souls for a few shekels
The Great Enslavement War: People have become NPCs who don’t operate themselves and don’t even know they can. They will be happy to live in ze camps and get ze jabs and eat ze bugs because it is good for you. All because a centuries-old brainwashing program hypnotized them into believing that “government is my master, it feeds me and takes care of me and I must obey it to be safe”.

“The Matrix is a system, Neo. That system is our enemy. But when you're inside, you look around, what do you see? Businessmen, teachers, lawyers, carpenters. The very minds of the people we are trying to save. But until we do, these people are still a part of that system and that makes them our enemy. You have to understand, most of these people are not ready to be unplugged. And many of them are so inured, so hopelessly dependent on the system, that they will fight to protect it.”

Morpheus, The Matrix

TIL 395: Teaching Counselees to Pray Biblically (feat. Bryan Gaines)