
The Gospel of Crazy Eye Dog Recipes | Bow Tie Pasta Salad with Chicken and Chick Peas
Dec 23, 2020
11:57
What is it with people who say “not everything is a competition.” That seems to me just like something… a loser would say.
So you got invited to your local pitch in. You want to win but aren’t sure what to bring. Bring this. Guaranteed victory, eternal glory, and a 500% increase in hot moms hitting on you.
This is an adaptation from The Shredded Chef.
BEHOLD.
Ingredients:
- Box of bow tie pasta
- Some chicken (maybe 1lb? WHATEVER)
- 1 can of chickpeas
- 1 can of white beans
- 1 can of black olives (if you like that filth)
- 2 stalks of celery chopped
- 2 cucumbers chopped
- 1/2 cup of shredded carrots
- 1/2 (or a whole!) onion
- 2 tablespoons of parmesan cheese
- 3 tablespoons of EXTRA VIRGIN olive oil
- 1/2 cup of red wine vinegar
- 1/2 teaspoon of Worcestershire sauce
- 1/2 teaspoon spicy brown mustard (optional)
- A couple dashes of “italian seasoning” (i.e. herb mix bullshit)
- some diced garlic if you happen to give a fuck
- Salt to taste
Instructions
- Bring a large pot of salted water to a boil. Cook pasta according to instructions. Drain and run pasta under cold water.
- Cook chicken in olive oil, seasoning however, until it is done.
- Drain chickpeas and white beans to get the nasty white shit off them. Cut up all the vegetables
- Mix everything on the ingredients list together in a giant ass bowl
Link to Printable Version:
https://www.curiouslydisagreeable.com/episodes/recipes-bow-tie-pasta-salad-with-chicken-and-chick-peas
