The Upshot Dennis Wise: I’ve never seen anyone that drunk
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Mar 11, 2025 
Dennis Wise, a former Chelsea and Wimbledon footballer, shares outrageous tales from his tumultuous career. He discusses the notorious antics of 1990s football culture, including wild celebrations and infamous pranks. Listeners will be entertained by stories of his chaotic team dynamics, the absurdity of his rivalries, and a memorable Christmas party that ended in violence. Wise reflects on his journey from player to manager, highlighting both his aggressive playstyle and the evolving perceptions of his legacy in the sport.
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Blue Peter Garden Vandals
- Dennis Wise and Les Ferdinand were childhood friends who got into trouble.
- They vandalized the Blue Peter Garden, shocking the nation.
Food Fight Dismissal
- Dennis Wise was scouted for England Schoolboys but got kicked off the team.
- He and Tony Adams had a food fight on a train to the trials.
Wimbledon's Crazy Gang
- Dennis Wise joined Wimbledon during the "Crazy Gang" era.
- The team had a culture of pranks and initiations, including shredding clothes and worse.