Something Bailey, Something Blue

Introduction

Beyonce and Paris

Zelda Shield: The Best She

The Good One

The Little Mermaid

The Mermaids

Halle Bailey and the Mermaid's Tail

The Voice of Ariel

Melissa McCarthy's Ursula

Ursula in the Original: A Review

The Witches of Ariel

Poor Unfortunate Souls

Namor: A Black Girl and Her Red Dreads

The Best Spider-Man Movie Ever

The Next Iteration of the Golden Girls Movie

The Importance of Breaking Babies

The Myth of Pregnancy

How to Talk to a Therapist or Psychologist

Essence Festival of Culture Presented by Coca-Cola

Beyonce Concert Spoilers

The Blue Ivy of Beyonce

Beyonce's Blue Ivy

The Importance of Beyonce's Voice

American Has a Problem

The Miss Honey's Face Lights Up When She Does Miss Honey

How to Deal With Relationship Issues

How to Get Through to Your Exes

The Importance of Conversations With Friends

How to Stay Loyal to Your Girlfriends

The Importance of Respecting Your Friends

How to Get Through to a Young Lady

Beyonce's Mother Fucking Choreography

The Reality of Beyonce's Lives

Blue Ivy: A World Tour on a Global Stage

Why You Can't Do as Good a Job as a Queer Makeup Artist

The Importance of a Korean Accent in the Remake

The God Digger's Accent

Disney's Big Dog Roof Roof Roof

The Importance of Having a Caribbean Voice Actor

The Fucking Day

The Lion King and the Lion King Remake

The Importance of Ride Share

The Importance of Sleeping in Your Car

Lizzo's Twitter Account Has Been Locked Because of Harassment

The Importance of Being a Good Fatty

The Importance of Feeling Above Someone

The Importance of Respect in Pop Culture