TODAY: Newsmax pundit Greg Kelley is viciously assaulted by the wet pain on a light post while just chillin'. The light pole was probably an honor student too!!
ALSO: The right wing continues their project of operformative hysteria by pretending "86" means to rip... tear... kill...
We check out responses from the alpha males and your facebook grandma who just learned the term from Terrence K Williams and is now afraid for her life.
FINALLY: Trump goes NUCLEAR on pop stars Taylor Swift and Bruce Springsteen calling them NAMES. Aspiring twitter influencers take up the fight as well, performing vicious, Grok-generated roasts of the musicians for their podcast audiences.
Music:
Slow Mass - Hell is Earth
SOPHIE - Ponyboy
Minion Death Cult