This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von E518 A Mall Cop
Jul 23, 2024
Gus Parsons, a former mall cop with a decade of experience, shares hilarious tales from his time in mall security. He reveals the unexpected challenges of his job, like dealing with drunken Santas and crafty shoplifters. Gus discusses the quirky personalities of mall security officers and the evolving culture around malls. With delightful anecdotes about festive chaos and nostalgic shopping memories, the conversation brings to light the absurdities of mall life while maintaining a light-hearted tone.
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Getting Into Mall Cop Work
Gus got into mall security due to a lack of education and goals. He humorously described the training process as simply being able to breathe.
Mall Cop Training
There is minimal training for mall cops, often reduced to shadowing other employees. Many tasks rely on practical experience instead of formal procedures.
Observing Theft
If you're in security, you should closely monitor suspected thieves without intervening. Often, you can only escort them out without touching them.