I get into it with an impressive slinky artist about into what it means to “have it all figured out.”

Afterwards a caller debates moving to Spain or buying some sheep, another caller tries to make sense of his roommate’s questionable historical memorabilia, and a final caller regrets getting into shape.

I’ll see you at the county fair. I am a gecko.

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