It's a heaping helping of shameful joy today as the big announcement Trump teased to his supporters is revealed: Digital Trump Trading Cards in the form of NFTs.

While many supporters expected him to release documents on the deep state, announce a candidacy for House Speaker, announce a presidential running mate, anything of even moderate interest, they were left with second-hand embarassment as their leader hawked digital trading cards featuring Trump riding a jet pack, Trump dressed as a cowboy, Trump dressed as a super hero boxing champ(?)

From Sebastian Gorka to the depths of Q message boards, we've got the meltdowns and pure uncut copium you want.

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Official Donald Trump digital trading cards? What the hell is going on?