Ben Simmons ended his holdout, sort of, by showing up at the Wells Fargo Center unannounced and texting Elton Brand? Or something? We try to discern what's happening, as we are trained to do so. We also discuss the win over the Nets, the winner of the Ricky Reprint shirt contest, pay tribute to Spike's late cat, and Mike decides if he wants to eat pudding that tastes like shit.

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