Netflix Is A Daily Joke Matt McCusker: A Joke About Pornhub In Texas
Jan 19, 2026
Matt McCusker, a stand-up comedian known for his Netflix special 'A Humble Offering', dives into hilarious reflections on living in Texas and the absurdity of local laws. He shares his outrage over Texas's Pornhub ID requirement and the awkwardness of having to show your ID to access adult content. With a comedic twist, he reveals his cheeky workaround involving his wife's driver's license, leading to laugh-out-loud moments. His witty anecdotes showcase his unique perspective on modern dating and the quirks of navigating technology.
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Government ID Creates A Real Porn Firewall
- Texas requires ID to access Pornhub, which creates an unexpected barrier to casual behavior.
- Matt McCusker frames this policy as a surprisingly effective privacy and behavior filter.
Threats Replaced By Embarrassed Retreat
- Matt McCusker initially reacts with anger and threats toward the governor over the rule.
- He immediately softens when he learns Governor Greg Abbott uses a wheelchair and deletes threatening tweets.
Identity Checks Force Uncomfortable Self-Reflection
- The ID requirement serves as a psychological deterrent because users must confront their own past identity document.
- McCusker highlights the awkwardness of staring at your driver's license before masturbating.