On today's ZBT we've got 5 rounds in the magazine ... But before that, ½ of ZBT’s nipples went up online yesterday. Nick & Cons need to step up. ROUND 1: School circle on the mayor. He’s about to do a hip pocket class on how ice fishing can lead to a little old fashioned hookin. Talkin prostitutes, folks. Round 2: A museum guard went full blown junior enlisted and colored eyes on a million dollar painting because he was bored. ROUND 3: Dan Lamothe has been knee deep in documents over the last few weeks. He’s pieced all the puzzle parts together and has found out what really happened in the last few days in Afghanistan. ROUND 4: The situation on the border is long, largely needless, and causing the death of far too many troops. The Army Times has blown the story wide open led by Davis Winkie who will join us for this round. ROUND 5: Terrell Starr, a forgein policy reporter and resident of Ukraine, joins us to break the Ukraine/Russia conflict down Barney Style.

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