“I KNOCK ON PEOPLE’S DOORS TO TELL THEM ABOUT GOD”

A mormon calls in to tell me about the mission he’s being sent on to spread the gospel to Michigan.

Afterwards a caller has anxiety about leaving for the coast guard in a month and a final caller details the intricate web of her multiple polyamorous relationships.

I am banned from the Wal-Mart. I am a gecko. 

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