Bravo Breakdowns Ep. 69 - "Baldwin Daughters on the Payroll" - The Baldwins Episode 7 Recap
May 7, 2025
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Lauren and Michele are back from a break(down) with a bite-sized "The Baldwins" recap! It's half the length of this terrible seventh episode, way funnier, and only half as deranged.
The penultimate episode of the series brings a few fun revelations:
- Carmen creates experimental skin-care and tests it on the baby to keep her looking young
- As we suspected, Hilaria is ready for 10 year old Carmen to start earning her keep and set up a book deal for her
- Alec has an "assistant" named Emily who is really just a version of Ireland he pays to laugh at his jokes and listen to his acting stories and pretend not to hate him
- Hilaria admits to her "lift" job but insists that her meat is all-natural
- Hilaria's new book blames her accent faking on ADHD!
Plus LOTS of complaining that these Baldwins continue to pretend for 20 minutes an episode that Alec MUST decide to return to acting because the screen NEEDS him!
Instead of being honest that Alec's career is over and he's completely washed up and uninsurable!
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