The Besties Besties Battle Bracket: Best Bathroom Game (Patreon Bonus)
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Jan 2, 2026 This hilarious episode ranks the ultimate bathroom games, offering a hilarious take on toiling time. The hosts evaluate games like Marvel Snap and Chess.com for their toilet friendliness. Intriguingly, they discuss the 'poobrics' rubric and even the hemorrhoid risk associated with game choices. Top picks like Downwell and Tiny Wings shine for their quick sessions and engagement. Tune in for a whimsical showdown between mobile classics and modern favorites—perfect for anyone looking to enhance their bathroom experience!
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Choose Short Portrait-Mode Games
- Use short, portrait-mode games for bathroom sessions to minimize time and one-handed play.
- Prefer games with brief rounds so you can finish within a medically recommended 10–15 minute window.
Session Length Affects Health Risk
- Long, highly engaging games risk encouraging overly long bathroom sessions that may cause health issues.
- The group treats a ~10–15 minute cap as a practical safety guideline for toilet gaming.
Game Type Trumps 'Best Game' For Potty Play
- Different game types suit bathroom play for different reasons: short loops, portrait controls, and easy one-handed input matter most.
- Social or long-form competitive modes can make bathroom sessions unpredictable and less suitable.