“CREMATING DOGS RUINED MY RELATIONSHIP”

A caller tells me how working in a pet crematorium ruined his relationship and also tells some kind of fucked up stories.

Afterwards a tattoo artist takes us through their tumultuous last few years and a final caller tries to drop everything to become an Alaskan chef.

If you listen closely the sun is screaming. I am a gecko.

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