265: Average Dick Dave (Pt 1)

🎙️ The Socially Distant Sports Bar – Episode 265: Average Dick Dave

Elis James (Elis & John, Oh What A Time), Mike Bubbins (Mammoth), and Steff Garrero return with another week of top-tier sporting nonsense, niche nostalgia, and barely relevant tangents.

“Like a sports podcast, if the sport was optional.”

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📌 PART 1 (OUT WEDNESDAY)

Mike:

🎥 Young Rory Compilation

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Steff:

⚽ Total Football in Action – Netherlands 1974

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Elis:

🏃‍♀️ Hungover Marathon Runner from Swansea

🔗 Watch on Facebook

📌 PART 2 (OUT FRIDAY)

Steff Doc:

⚾ The Clubhouse – An inside look at the culture, characters, and chaos of the Boston Red Sox.

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Elis Book:

📚 The Art of Captaincy by Mike Brearley – A thoughtful look into leadership on and off the field.

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Steff:

🏏 14-Year-Old Sensation in the IPL

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Mike:

😂 Just Funny – No context needed

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Elis:

⚽ When Man City Got Relegated from the Prem

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🎉 Another week of classic clips, weird sports, and total nonsense — only on The Socially Distant Sports Bar!

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