Episode 260: 'Tsunami' (Crystal Crowe)

Feb 2, 2023

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Have you ever been afraid of destroying your date's leather seats with your orgasms? Baker, Chocolatier and Bawdy team member Crystal Crowe is so nervous about her first date with Hans Christian; will she talk too much? Is she what he expects, or will he reject her? Yet it's going so well; the conversation never falters and they share entrees - and pecan pie! - at her favorite restaurant for hours. Soon things get hot and heavy and and she's worried that she's gonna soak his muscle car's beautiful interior. Wait: if we're both such Nature Lovers, let's have messy sex outdoors! She can relax and have a view of the Bay, and he's got a view of…well, isn't that obvious by the name of this episode?! #Squirter #Insecure #PublicSex #Nature #SexOutdoors #Relax

Song: 'Sweetest Pie' (Megan Thee Stallion & Dua Lipa)

About our Storyteller:

Crystal Crowe is a Baker/Chef who makes amazing desserts, and by night she's a kinky opportunist. Crystal is also Dixie De La Tour's girl—you can find her running the VIP for Bawdy Storytelling and behind the scenes of all things Bawdy. Dixie says 'Crystal is the hardest working person I've ever met', and she's been helping to keep Bawdy going for over 10 years now. When she is not cooking or telling stories (she's won Best of Bawdy TWICE!), she loves outdoor adventures, especially backpacking in Yosemite. If you're lucky enough find her when she's free, she's kinky, fun, and available.

Ask: Crystal Crowe is sick with COVID right now, and that means she can't return to work for at least another 10 days. She fell behind financially while she was unemployed, so any $ you can send her way is greatly appreciated.

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Episode links:

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Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible!

Team Bawdy is:

Podcast Producer: Roman Den houdijker Sound Engineer: David Grosof Archivist / Video: Joe Moore

Bawdy Livestream pre-show video by Donal Mooney

Live-streaming by Ty McKenzie and Rubeun Tan

Storytelling support by Mosa Maxwell-Smith

Dixie's Virtual Assistant is Roillan James

& Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour

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