Blocked and Reported Episode 161: Detective Herzog And The Millionaire Kitty Cartel
It was barely half past two when Trace stepped into my office, casefiles in hand. The first one gave me a good chuckle. Apparently Elon had removed “legacy verification” from Twitter — meaning the only way to get a blue check now was to give him eight smackeroos a month. Everyone from Jason Alexander to SCOTUS Blog was threatening to bounce, someone had impersonated the Big Apple itself, and Elon had footed the bill for LeBron James, Stephen King, and — her?! No way.
I gazed at the smoke detector above me, two rectangular holes where its batteries should be, and flipped to File #2. A writer for The Atlantic named Ed Yong had crossed the line from “journalist” to “activist”, going after everyone questioning the narrative on “long COVID”. Something about the evidence he used smelled fishy as hell. I put it to the side — this was one for Jesse to handle.
The last file was something else entirely. I took a drag of my cigarette, watching the smoke curl lazily towards the ceiling as I kept reading. An old grandma gets raided by the DEA for traffickin’ human growth hormone. No charges. Turns out what she was pushin’…wasn’t exactly intended for human consumption. Then the FDA busts a lady importing “beauty products” from Hong Kong. Confiscate her cars, her mansions. A spreadsheet she kept shows she moved a whopping $10 million worth of product.
“You think they’re connected?”
“A listener tipped us off. Said her cat needed meds, but they’re illegal. The dame says her vet pointed her towards a Facebook group that could hook her up under the table. I think they’re the missing link. Real secretive, though. Won’t talk to anyone who’s not a buyer, so I sent them an invite, pretending to be —"
Suddenly, the phone rang. A booming voice on the other end spoke. “Your invitation to join FIP Warriors® 5.0 has been accepted.”
I stood up and brushed the flakes of weed off my trenchcoat as Trace unholstered his trusty snubnose revolver and adjusted his fedora.
“Start the car, Trace. Looks like we’re going undercover.”
Blue Checks
The results of the legacy checkmark removal
https://twitter.com/goldengateblond/status/1649162600826167296
https://twitter.com/thatfrood/status/1649179696226000897?s=20
https://twitter.com/realrickpaulas/status/1649136628915380226?s=20
Musk buys Twitter Blue for Stephen King
https://twitter.com/StephenKing/status/1649147510525423626
Long COVID
Ed Yong’s article on Long COVID
The CDC on Long COVID
https://www.cdc.gov/coronavirus/2019-ncov/long-term-effects/index.html
Evidence is mixed as to whether vaccines reduce the chances or severity of long COVID
https://www.kff.org/policy-watch/long-covid-what-do-latest-data-show/
Household Pulse survey on Long COVID
https://www.cdc.gov/nchs/covid19/pulse/long-covid.htm
Federal Reserve report on Long COVID
Survey about discrimination against those with long COVID
https://journals.plos.org/plosone/article?id=10.1371/journal.pone.0277317
Jesse’s response to the article
The New Republic: We Might Have Long Covid All Wrong
https://newrepublic.com/article/168965/might-long-covid-wrong
Stuart Ritchie: Does Long Covid really exist?
https://unherd.com/2021/06/does-long-covid-really-exist/
Ed Yong’s first article on Long COVID
The Kitty Cartel
The Atlantic’s 2020 piece on black-market cat remdesivir
https://www.theatlantic.com/science/archive/2020/05/remdesivir-cats/611341/
Business Insider’s article
Robin says she doesn’t get kickbacks
https://www.reddit.com/r/cureFIP/comments/11qv50c/proof_that_robin_has_previously_claimed_they_dont/
OneZero: Inside a Facebook ‘Dallas Buyers Club’ for Cat Drugs
Cure FIP exposes FIP Warriors
https://www.curefip.com/post/drama-fip-telenovelas
FIP Warriors
https://www.facebook.com/groups/804374446995270
FIP Global Cats
https://www.facebook.com/groups/595916822107282
Zen By Cat
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