How to impress your statist date in 2023:

Show her your big, beautiful, healthy eggs;
Agree that 5 black cops beating a black guy to death is RACIST; (So is climate change)
Tell her how your company makes money by mutating viruses. (But please don’t tell anyone)

Of course, most people never expected that they would ever have to argue why forced medical procedures and eating bugs to change the weather are bad ideas.

Or that in some places cocaine would be perfectly legal but drawing your plastic snort-straw or cooking your steak on a gas stove would whip Karens and Gretas into a frenzy of epic proportions.

Or that pedophiles and trannies would be society’s go-to leaders, role models, and mentors of young minds – and bodies.

Or that that Microsoft nerd would turn into Big Lie the Science Guy, and would have his own brand of capitalism that I call ‘Kill Capitalism’ where he creates a product like ‘Just Egg’ which is usually made of cheap and artificial processed poisons, then creates a ‘virus’ like the ‘bird flu’ and pays off the right people in the Hell Department of governments to destroy all the healthy, natural products like chickens and eggs. Then, if that isn’t enough to give his product a boost, he’ll have his paid-off FBI people burn down whatever factories are necessary to decimate the supply.

And, to top it off, he uses his hundreds of millions of dollars he has used to buy off all the mainstream media to put out propaganda that the natural, healthy product he is competing with causes blood clots.

But, hey, here we are.

Sharing our gameplay with the model idiots whose eugoogiligies will list any of the following reasons for their sudden deaths:

1.) Eggs

2.) Cold weather

3.) Warm weather

4.) Gardening

5.) Climate change

6.) Sunlight

7.) Football

8.) Sleeping positions

9.) Sleeping with the TV on

10.) Sweating

11.) Daylight savings

12.) Energy bill prices

13.) Air pollution

14.) Shoveling snow

15.) Turning your head too quick

16.) Cooking oils

17.) Sitting down

18.) Traffic noise

19.) Humidity

20.) Car fumes

21.) Gas stoves

22.) Racism

23.) Video games

24.) Breathing

At least they keep us amused!

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