Hi All, Below are the notes from the unit meeting we had this week. Although most of them were killed in an attack on Novo Nordisk (sp?), I'm still cc'ing your support staff — just in case they survived and have Slack access in the jungle.
Rogue Squadron Meeting Notes 9.16.2026
Coruscant Attack Updates
Rogue Squadron Meeting Notes 9.16.2026
Coruscant Attack Updates
- too many Rogues are letting their covers drop too quickly
- maybe management shouldn't have based their attack plan on the word of a Bothan who got really into Ocean's Eleven when he was a tween
- what if we had just let Winter do her job without tossing a bunch of fighter pilots at her?
- they don't seem to be up to anything, which is awesome — no cause for concern or further investigation
- Imperial R&D has proven that if you make a holographic projection bigger, it's automatically 20% hotter. Rebel R&D needs to get on that (—Mon Mothma)
- we can't possibly be bigoted, we fire on Stormtroopers
- where did our token Sullustan go? Someone will look into that, probably, once we clear some funding
- Rogue Squadron has no policy prohibiting colleagues banging one another, even if they're not in love
- Tuition Reimbursement—up to $2,500 a year is available for successful completion of eligible courses from accredited Jedi Temples
- Commuter benefits—Rogue Squadron partners with WageWorks to offer pre-tax deductions on commuter costs such as X-Wing tune ups and parking through payroll deduction