The Andrew Klavan Show

Why These Fantasy Stories Would Be Better If I Were The Protagonist

Oct 9, 2025
What if classic fantasy tales featured a more audacious protagonist? The host hilariously reimagines The Lord of the Rings with a mischievous twist on the One Ring. He envisions Harry Potter using spells for personal gain while still overcoming Voldemort. In Narnia, a literal label for Aslan's identity gets debated, and he whimsically suggests stylish dogs instead of rabbits in Watership Down. The Odyssey gets a speedy makeover, and the romantic turmoil in Game of Thrones shifts dramatically. Join for a wild exploration of what could have been!
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Frodo With A Twist

  • Andrew Klavan imagines himself as Frodo with an invisibility ring and taller, without hairy feet.
  • He jokes he'd use invisibility to grope women, even if Sauron conquered Middle-earth.
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Magic Wand Alters Moral Focus

  • Klavan imagines using Harry Potter's wand to make women fall in love and to defeat the villain.
  • He admits this would make the story better to him despite ethical issues and altered priorities.
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Explaining Aslan Literally

  • Klavan treats The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe as Christian allegory and mocks its lack of explicit explanation.
  • He jokes he'd put a tag on Aslan declaring "I am really Christ" to clarify the resurrection.
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