The humor behind language and life observations

English can be funny with phrases like 'a fat chance and a slim chance'. Children watch their parents grow up too. The letter W is called double U, not double V. Cleaning just moves dirt around. Swims upside down is still swims. Horses used to be common, now it is cars. The word Q has unnecessary letters. Toothpaste lasts the same time regardless of the level. Checking pockets for wallet, keys, and phone is like doing the macarena. Everyone has kicked a pregnant woman from the inside. Mini jokes and observations about the English language and life in general.