Happy Valentine’s Week! Let’s celebrate with a cat-neutering campaign, to-go Velvetta, Jibbitz vision boards. Oh, and Santa.

We’re super charmed by CUNY’s callout for couples who met on campus and want our alma mater to do the same. And: Please take note of River Kitty Cafe’s ‘Neuter Your Ex’ initiative. 

How do we these Vans in adult sizes? 

If you’re in NYC and looking for Galentine’s Day plans, come to our event about the bonkbuster on Feb. 13. Dream panelists!!

Back to the onions: Pauline Chalamet advocates for putting a cut one under your bed when you start to feel sick.

Live La Dolce Velveeta with Vel2Go, lol.

Fiber! See: Floura. 

Also, are we manifesting via Jibbitz now?

Friends, the fire-proof bag.

Do you know who Claire’s Secret Santa is? Let us know at 833-632-5463, podcast@athingortwohq.com, @athingortwohq, or in our Geneva.

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