"So Stu, I started working with a new website guy"
"Awesome! How's it going?"
"Well, it's OK I guess...but his website isn't getting me any leads"
"You realize websites aren't designed to get you leads, right???"
"I just figured he'd be able to also help me with some ads and offers and stuff, ya know"
"What I know is that you're fucking retarded...sit down, we need to talk"
