Netflix Is A Daily Joke Daniel Sloss: A Joke About Freshening Up
Nov 9, 2025
Scottish comedian Daniel Sloss brings his dark, observational humor to the forefront as he hilariously dissects the absurdities of freshening up. He shares a comedic take on puberty with his body hair's questionable choices and reflects on the clandestine ritual of washing in sinks. Daniel's wild mouthwash experiment leads to unexpected minty sensations and awkward intimate moments, leaving his partner in a state of bemusement. With punchy wit, he explores the comedic side of sexuality and personal grooming.
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Puberty Hair Committee
- Daniel Sloss describes puberty as a committee that decided to cover his entire body with hair, starting at the crotch and finishing with an exaggeratedly hairy butt.
- He jokes their goal was to make him look like Chewbacca and even joked about sewing his own asshole shut on a plane.
The Gentleman’s Wash Ritual
- Daniel Sloss recounts leaving a hot nightclub to “freshen up” in a bathroom sink before sex, claiming every man does it.
- He frames it as a ritualistic “gentleman's wash” done to be presentable and seductive.
Minty Fresh Mistake
- While drunk, Daniel Sloss says he used mouthwash on his genitals because it tasted better than soap and seemed clever at the time.
- He describes the cold mint sensation and realizes later his partner would likely notice the unusual taste.