Screw "hot girl summer", the girls have decided they've been locked down for too long and in need for some drama and fun: Cue "toxic girl summer". Sophia meets a baby and believes she is ready for motherhood while Sistine is worried her child will be as weird as she was (roly-polies take cover). Sistine tells you how she uses her close friends feature to attract exes/crushes and the new Bedtime Story is a shit show (literally). The girls do another Unsolicited Advice about how they dealt with haters and how to relieve a horrible migraine.
