The Michael Moore Podcast Ep. 7: A Very Rumble Christmas
Join Michael Moore for a RUMBLE Christmas sing-along! The lyrics are below and are slightly altered to match the times we live in.
Merry Christmas!
1. Rudy, the Red-Nosed Reindeer
Rudy, the red nosed lawyer
Had a very shiny nose
That’s cause of where he put it
Right up in, well, you know.
All of the other Trumpsters
Used to roll their eyes and sneer
As Rudy hung out in Ukraine
Hoping to deliver a smear.
Then one foggy winter’s day
Donald came to say
Rudy with your nose so bright
Won’t you tell more lies tonight
Then all the Trumpsters loved him
And they shouted out with glee —
“Rudy the red-nosed lawyer
You’ll go down in infamy!“
2. Nancy Pelosi Is Coming to Town
Oh, you better watch out
You better not cry
You better not pout
I’m telling you why
Nancy Pelosi is coming to town!
She’s making a list
Checking it twice
Gonna find out who’s working for ICE
Nancy Pelosi is coming to town.
She sees you when you’re sleeping
She knows when you’re awake
She knows what else is in that server —
And she knows you're on the take!
You better watch out
You better not try
To hold a fake trial
I’m telling you why —
Nancy will kick your ass!
3. Silent Night
Silent Night!
Holy Night!
Fox is gone.
Murdoch’s left town.
Tucker and Hannity —
Nobody cares.
Fox and Friends
Are lost in Times Square
Sleep in heavenly peace!
Trump will be joining you soon!
4. White Christmas
I’m dreaming of a White Owner
Just like the owners we’ve known before
Where they fire Colin Kaepernick
For taking a knee
Cause he didn’t like cops shooting black kids in the snow.
I’m dreaming of a White Owner
With every Christmas card I write.
May Colin’s days be merry and bright —
And may all you owners take flight.
5. Jared the No-Man
Jared the No-man
He brought peace to the Middle East!
He brought happiness to all the world
And he never even said a peep!
Jared the No-man
He fixed climate change!
With a wink and a nod and a twitch of his eye
The entire earth was saved!
But then one day his father-in-law called
And told him to stay away -
Ivanka would now run the world!
“Pack your bags, she’s mine today!”
Jared the No-man knew he had no choice that day —
So he waved goodbye,
Saying “don't you cry,
I’ll be fine in East LA.!”
6. Joy to the World
Joy to the world!
The Trump is impeached!
And soon we’ll get Pence too!
What will Mitch McConnell do?!
What will Stephen Miller do?!
Run and hide then go to jail?
Run and hide then go to jail?
Run and hide then go to jail?
Run and hide, run and hide
Then go to jail!