Judge Hodgman and Bailiff Jesse are clearing the docket! They talk about how to pronounce the word "crayon," smart home assistants, naming a child after the month in which they are born, sleeping in outside clothes, and a letter from a child about making their own avocado toast! Plus a quick round of DRACULA OR NO? and much more!

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Links discussed in this episode:

• "Mr. Rogers Talks About Competition," featuring a visit to the crayon factory
• Donwill's instagram
• tanyamorgan.bandcamp.com
• Brooklyn-based and Black-owned plant shop Natty Garden
• Ken Plume's podcast A Bit of a Chat
• frogsandturtles.com
• Kasper Hauser's Khraigslist

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