The Boy has BIG NEWS: *drum roll* Real Housewives of Salt Lake City icon Jen Shah officially follows us on Instagram, which means we are one step closer to holding our own peach... But really, so much Bravo TV and so little time, y'all! Before we jump into Pump Rules, The Boy grudgingly offers his congratulations to Summer House's Kyle Cook and Amanda Batula on their recent nuptials (while Lp and Brie offer their heart eyes to Carl who looked dapper as the officiant of the Kymanda wedding!) We discuss even more Real Housewives of Atlanta cast news as we lament the exit of Portia Williams but applaud the potential entrance of Akon's not-wife to the cast. So messy. And as intrigued as we are about a 4-part Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reunion, please let Andrew Cohen know that this does NOT excuse the total dismissal of Real Housewives of New York and the robbing of Eboni K. Williams's first reunion. This week, The Boy dubs Lisa Vanderpump "Madame Mogul" as Bravo TV nation is reintroduced to the new-ish cast of Vanderpump Rules. We are all flabbergasted at DJ James Kennedy's gall to come after a Vanderpump offspring, and we also have questions about being California sober? And someone check on Charli and Bambi Eyes...remind them not to come for our girl, Lala. Finally, we've got a St. Andy Award to give out!

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