Mike & Vittorio's Guide to Parenting Live from Planet Zoot!
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Aug 25, 2026 A live comedy night unfolds with invented mythology and playful rituals from Planet Zoot. They roast venue chaos, camera sightlines and audience logistics. Edinburgh misadventures and noodle-eating improvisation spark absurd stories. Darker humour and boundary-pushing jokes mix with seagull theft drama and improvisational Q&A antics.
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Big Production Money But Terrible Sightlines
- The hosts roast the show's production: bad sightlines and expensive set-ups paid for by Spotify but many audience members can't see the stage.
- They lampoon the effort as a wasted spend despite 30 crew members present.
Awkward Bathroom Knock Versus Lock Story
- Mike recounts Adam Flood walking in on him while he was on the toilet and the ensuing embarrassment.
- He frames it as a classic knock-versus-lock dilemma and admits he should have locked the door.
Noodles Eaten With Hands Because Chopsticks Are Useless
- Mike admits he ate noodles with his hands at an Asian restaurant because chopsticks frustrated him.
- Vittorio shames the hand-in-soup approach and mocks Mike's long fingernails as unhygienic.