Well, today is April 8th, so it’s time for the Apoceclypse to rain down mayhem and chaos onto North America as:

The ‘Great American Eclipse’ mesmerizes parts of Mexico, 15 U.S. states, and eastern Canada.

NASA launches three giant rockets toward the sun

CERN does some particle-smashing

The cryovolcanic ‘Mother of Dragons’ devil comet with horns makes a fly-by

All of which is not to say anything bad will happen, like… I don’t know… Iran and Israel starting the final battle that would lead to the zionists purifying the rest of the world, after their Islamic brooms had wiped out Europe.

And then, when the devil’s children are in charge, farms and food supply will be destroyed because of the cow farts and the mad pigs and the fluey chickens.

And then, you will get ze Mark of ze Beast and live in ze Beast Enslavement Grid and eat ze Soylent Green. Until you are ze Solyent Green. Of course, if you’re in Kanada right now, you could always ask for government-assisted suicide when you can’t afford to share a tent on the curb or eat a tomato. Coming to America, soon!

And then, the robots will be trained to report and sanitize everyone who doesn’t play by the rules. Just ask any of the civilian men, women and thousands upon thousands of children who have been slaughtered by the Israeli Defense Forces (IDF) AI systems “Lavender” which pinpoints Palestinians as potential air strike targets in Gaza, and “Where’s Daddy”, which tracks targets to their homes when they’re with their families.

Oh wait, you can’t ask them, because they’re dead. Oops. Must’ve been a glitch in the system.

Or, maybe the IDS just deeply enjoy driving over kids with tanks, and carrying around little girl socks to sniff as a memento for killing them.

But, at the risk of putting “bad energy” out there, I won’t say another word, it’s all fine, nothing to see here… Just a guy and a dog taking a walk and talking about Apocalypse Zombie Cicadas with STDs and EclipseQuakes and NASA deceivers and Israhell starting WWIII…

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