The Nose Booked The Pineapple Suite: Ashton Kutcher’s Irregular Bathing, Tapbacks, And ‘The White Lotus’

Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis have publicly admitted that they rarely bathe. Kutcher, in fact, went as far as to say he washes his “armpits and my crotch daily and nothing else ever.” This all makes me incredibly uncomfortable, but it turns out that maybe not everyone feels that way.

And: A look at the etiquette of the text tapback, as saluted in this week’s New York Times Magazine.

And finally: The White Lotus is a six-part miniseries currently running on HBO. It follows the staff and guests at a Hawaiian resort over the course of a week, and while it starts off as a sort of drama/thriller, it evolves into more of a satire as it goes.

Some other stuff that happened this week, give or take:

• How TV Went From David Brent to Ted Lasso
• Disney, WarnerMedia and NBCUniversal wrestle with balancing the value of cable networks and streaming services
• DaBaby Was Dropped From Two More Music Festivals For His Anti-Gay Comments
• Silver Linings
• Meet the Dommes Who Are Demanding Their Submissives Get Vaxxed
• Light detected behind a black hole for the first time
• Coen Bros. Split Because ‘Ethan Didn’t Want to Make Movies Anymore,’ Says Carter Burwell
• Lorne Michaels Can’t Quit SNL, So He Hopes Nobody Else Will, Either
• Lionel Messi is Not Renewing His Contract with FC Barcelona
• Mike Richards in Advanced Negotiations to Become Permanent Host of ‘Jeopardy!’
• Who Owns My Name? by Amanda Knox
• The Washington Football Team Has Banned Native American Headdresses From Its Stadium
• The Rolling Stones to perform private concert for Robert Kraft and friends

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