Timm Woods, a friend of the hosts, features in this special edition of Dungeons and Dragons with special guest Nick Turani. The hosts discuss their costumes and adventure, including filming on a green screen and considering bringing a foam sword on a plane. They encounter a red-skinned tiefling warrior and uncover new information about the mind flayer's location. The characters engage in battle with enemies and one of them starts growing tentacles. They discuss surgically removing an eye and swapping it with a stone. The hosts also discuss inspiration, persuasion, and different spells in the game. They attempt to push a character through a door and debate using mind control on their teammates. The chapter ends with a string of appreciation for the listeners.
The team wakes up in glass tubes and must find a way to remove the tadpoles in their heads.
The team explores and comes across other captives in tubes, including a tiefling warrior, a pale elf, and a dark-skinned man with a stone eye.
The team opens sphincter doors and discovers a room with a living brain and an intellect devourer, forcing them to make a decision on how to proceed.
The team plans to open the door and face the big battle ahead, disguising and dragging the injured member's body, with the mind flayer as the main enemy.
Cake uses mind control to manipulate the other party members and bring them to Elysium, where they engage in non-stop orgies and pleasures.
The group fully embraces the pleasures of Elysium, engaging in non-stop sexual activities and enjoying the paradise-like environment, while being complimented on their performance by Tim.
Deep dives
The Team Awakens in a Strange Place
The team wakes up in glass tubes in a flying vessel controlled by mind flayers. They realize they have tadpoles in their heads and must find a way to remove them.
Discovering Other Captives
As the team explores, they come across other captives in tubes, including a tiefling warrior, a pale elf, and a dark-skinned man with a stone eye.
Atempting to Remove Tadpoles
Some team members try to remove their tadpoles, but their attempts result in injury. They also learn about the mind flayers and their ability to control minds.
Heading Towards the Front of the Ship
The team opens sphincter doors and discovers a room with a living brain and an intellect devourer. They must decide how to proceed.
Opening the Door
The team decides to open the door leading to the big battle while dragging Uruk who is blind and legless.
Magic Missile and Invisible Imp
Cake uses the wand of magic missiles to attack the imps, killing two and injuring one. Lola takes care of an invisible imp attacking Uruk.
Erlich's Dream State
Erlich remains unconscious in a dream state, avoiding light crossbow attacks, while Lola fights off the invisible imp.
Planning and Opening the Door
The team plans to open the door and face the big battle ahead, while disguising and dragging Erlich's body. They consider the mind flayer as the main enemy.
Cake's Mind Control and the Pleasures of Elysium
Cake uses mind control to manipulate the other party members and bring them to Elysium, where they engage in non-stop orgies and pleasures. He also shaves Erlich's beard and cuts his throat, but manages to heal him back to life in ball form. Cake creates a leash for Hank's ball and the group continues their debauchery in Elysium.
Greg's Attempts to Help Erlich
After Erlich is injured, Greg gives him one healing point but accidentally cuts his throat while shaving him. Greg also shaves off half of Hank's beard and hits him with golf clubs. The group decides to leave Erlich as just a ball and continue their activities in Elysium.
Conclusion in Elysium and Tim's Final Words
The group fully embraces the pleasures of Elysium, engaging in non-stop sexual activities and enjoying the paradise-like environment. Tim compliments the players on their performance and promises to return for another session in the future.
We're back for a very special edition of Dungeon and Dragons with our friend Timm Woods and special guest Nick Turani. Yet again we have decided to work as a team to accomplish the adventure Timm has worked out for us and yet again all plans go awry. We taped this episode in front of a green screen so go watch it as well as we've added graphics to accompany our adventure.
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