ZBT #139: The New Army Trap Anthem

Round 1(5m): Super Bowl Recap: Which parts gave us FREEDOM BONERS?

Round 2(14m): A Bunch of motivators row across the whole ass Atlantic ocean in a boat called the WOOBIE. Why?

Round 3(20:30): Slip down the stairs and rip your anus open? Take 800mgs of Motrin and light duty for 24 hours. The medical provider who changed the military is dead at the age of 95 and no amount of Motrin is bringing him back. RIP

Round 4(26m): Hello fellow kewl teens, the Army is using Trap music to trap new recruits with their LIES. This time, the lies are set to a beat that is dripping? Are we using that right? Dripping swag???

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