In this week’s episode, Chicago worshipers will Shale Mary, we'll talk about the classic riddle of the Christian, the chainsaw, and the penis crossing the river, and we’ll encourage kids to have sex with vegetables the right way.
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Headlines:
Missouri’s Attorney General Refers 12 Predator Priests for Prosecution
Worshipers in Chicago Think This Virgin Mary Painting is “Weeping” Healing Oils: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/09/11/worshipers-in-chicago-think-this-virgin-mary-painting-is-weeping-healing-oils/
Trump's faith adviser blessed the White House with "the superior blood of Jesus":
Church tricked homeless people into slavery: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/09/11/12-church-leaders-accused-of-forcing-homeless-people-into-slavery-for-money/
Anti-Abortion Group Sells “1972” Necklaces to Combat Pro-Choice “1973” Jewelry: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/09/12/anti-abortion-group-sells-1972-necklaces-to-combat-pro-choice-1973-jewelry/
Man uses chainsaw to cut phallus off Māori carving in order to please God: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/09/13/man-uses-chainsaw-to-cut-phallus-off-maori-carving-in-order-to-please-god/
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This Week in Misogyny:
P-Robes warns god will punish us for abortion with leprosy: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/09/09/pat-robertson-because-of-legal-abortion-god-will-punish-us-with-leprosy/