Beef And Dairy Network Episode 134 - Rosemary Burns
May 25, 2026
Kevin Cranmer, a manure delivery driver who recounts how he began dropping off huge shipments and later formed an unlikely romance. Carol Burns, Rosemary’s daughter, who describes the chaos, confrontations and fallout from the repeated deliveries. They discuss the prank win of 100 tonnes, escalating drop-offs, bizarre rituals, a ballet detour and the tragic aftermath.
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Unexpected 100 Tonne Manure Prize Ruins A B&B Visit
- Rosemary Burns unexpectedly won 100 tonnes of manure delivered to her B&B without entering the competition.
- The first delivery overwhelmed her driveway, upset guests and even affected Benedict Cumberbatch's visit, prompting her rage and phone calls to Carol Burns.
Burning Manure Became The B&B's Strange PR
- After realising the deliveries were unmanageable, Rosemary started burning the manure piles to dispose of them.
- The bonfires were so intense they warmed the B&B, attracted paparazzi and briefly increased bookings, often disappointing guests.
Intimacy Used As A Route To Fund A Dream
- Kevin used Rosemary's sympathy to fund his ballet dream, exploiting intimacy to secure money for lessons.
- He admitted convincing her through sexual encounters and performances while she paid his conservatoire fees.