261: Medium Performance (Pt 1)

🎙️ The Socially Distant Sports Bar – Episode 261: Medium Performance

Elis James (Elis & John, Oh What A Time), Mike Bubbins (Mammoth), and Steff Garrero return for another week of niche sporting brilliance, poorly researched tangents, and top-tier nonsense.

This week we’ve got: good old-fashioned Welsh rugby nostalgia, Shaun Edwards’ eternal intensity, Millie Bright doing business, and the surprisingly emotional journey of a curling stone. Oh, and a Super Bowl, 1980s-style.

"Like a sports podcast, if the sport was optional."

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✨ What’s On This Week’s Episode?

📌 PART 1 (OUT WEDNESDAY)

Mike:

🗣️ Shaun on Danny – If you need motivation, Shaun Edwards has you covered. Again.

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Elis:

🐏 Phil Pugh – Proper Old School – A classic clip from the golden era of Welsh hardmen.

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Steff:

🏃‍♀️ Millie Bright Invests in Sports Bras – An important conversation about support, equality, and innovation in women’s sport.

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🔗 Read the full article

📌 PART 2 (OUT FRIDAY)

Steff’s Documentary Pick:

🎓 The Gareth Southgate Lecture – Leadership, resilience, and an England manager being genuinely inspiring.

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Elis’ Book Choice:

📖 Alternative Wales – Issue 17 – Welsh football culture, fan stories, and proper indie spirit.

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Elis:

⚽ Angel Rangel – What a Guy – Swansea City’s Spanish cult hero.

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Steff:

🏈 Watching the 1981 Super Bowl in the UK – It’s grainy, it’s weird, and it’s glorious.

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Mike:

🧊 How Curling Stones Are Made – It’s oddly satisfying and a bit emotional.

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