Netflix Is A Daily Joke Brian Regan: A Joke About Massages
Nov 30, 2025
Brian Regan, a stand-up comedian famous for his clean, observational humor, shares his hilarious experiences with massages. He recounts his doctor's advice and his own anxieties about lying face-down on the table. With witty insights, he questions whether to keep his eyes open during the massage, humorously imagining eavesdropping on the therapist. The unexpected twist comes when he discovers the massage is Reiki, leading to a punchline about energy payments. Regan's unique take on such a relatable experience keeps listeners laughing.
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Awkward Massage Room Imagery
- Brian Regan describes an awkward massage experience where he feels uncomfortable and imagines silly scenarios through the face cradle donut hole.
- He recounts confusion about protocol and the therapist revealing it was a Reiki session where she never touched him.
Strange Thoughts While Face-Down
- Brian Regan narrates odd thoughts during a massage like squeezing his head through the donut hole and watching the therapist's feet.
- He pictures extreme scenarios, including becoming an upside down periscope or shoes going opposite ways.
Reiki Revelation And Energy Payment
- After ten minutes Brian asks if he should say "you may begin" and learns it's a Reiki massage where the therapist doesn't touch him.
- He jokes about not actually touching his wallet and expecting an "energy payment."