Comedy Bang Bang: The Podcast Sixteen Toilets And Another Day Older (Paul F. Tompkins, Andy Daly)
Aug 11, 2025
Dr. Bill Blondie, the surprisingly questionable personal physician to Scott Aukerman, humorously shares his experiences in the U.S. government healthcare system. Meanwhile, businessman Danny Mahoney updates listeners on his latest ventures while diving into the whimsical costs of hearing aids and food labels. The fun escalates with absurd discussions about having too many toilets and the challenges of outdated batteries. Through light-hearted banter and hilarious anecdotes, these guests showcase a blend of comedy and relatable life quirks, ensuring plenty of laughs!
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Candy Shrinkage As A Health Policy
- Dr. Bill Blondie describes making Rolos slightly slimmer to cut calories while keeping satisfaction.
- He presents shrinkflation as a deliberate public-health tool.
Make Access The Test For Care
- Dr. Bill Blondie explains one big hospital will be free only if you physically reach it.
- He notes this creates an access barrier disguised as thrift.
Avoid Camping For Health Reasons
- Avoid camping; Dr. Bill Blondie calls it "the worst thing you can do" for health.
- He warns camping harms mood, rest, and decision-making.