

Sixteen Toilets And Another Day Older (Paul F. Tompkins, Andy Daly)
Aug 11, 2025
Dr. Bill Blondie, the surprisingly questionable personal physician to Scott Aukerman, humorously shares his experiences in the U.S. government healthcare system. Meanwhile, businessman Danny Mahoney updates listeners on his latest ventures while diving into the whimsical costs of hearing aids and food labels. The fun escalates with absurd discussions about having too many toilets and the challenges of outdated batteries. Through light-hearted banter and hilarious anecdotes, these guests showcase a blend of comedy and relatable life quirks, ensuring plenty of laughs!
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Government Picks Unusual Health Tradeoffs
- Dr. Bill Blondie says his committee chooses which health programs to cut or fund.
- He frames tradeoffs bluntly, swapping research priorities for minor consumer changes.
Hearing Aids Become Status Symbols
- Dr. Bill Blondie warns hearing aids will be marketed as luxury, not basic care.
- He jokes they'll be bejeweled and cost tens of thousands per ear.
Stop Routine Aspirin Use
- Avoid routine aspirin; Dr. Bill Blondie says "No more aspirin."
- He frames the change as a broad policy shift with ripple effects.