Maria Blasucci, a suspicious 'carrot red-haired' woman, is caught snooping on potted plants. The hosts discuss a lost green parrot, a mystery whistler, a desire to hire a toddler tutor, and reflections on a creepy encounter with someone staring at a nest cam. They also talk about their discomfort with narrow alleys, unconventional bowling methods, and stealing oranges to throw at a bird. The hosts reflect on the trend of selling instead of throwing away and share personal experiences of being hit by a vehicle while bike riding in Chicago.