The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya

Sapphira Cristál's Chicken Carbonara For Two (Part 2) with Katya

Oct 1, 2024

Sapphira Cristál, a drag star known for her creative culinary skills, joins the witty Katya for a lively discussion. They dish on hilarious dating stories and the intricacies of attraction with younger partners. Their conversation dives into balancing authenticity with performance in drag, alongside playful anecdotes about ‘makeup sex’ and poignant moments from reality TV. Listeners can expect laughter, personal growth insights, and a unique blend of humor and heart as they explore love, intimacy, and the art of drag.

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ANECDOTE

The Chicken Carbonara Incident

Sapphira Cristal recounts a memorable sexual encounter with a gorgeous man whose family owned an Italian restaurant.
After being served delicious chicken carbonara, she was amazed by his impressive anatomy.

ADVICE

Hygiene First

Prioritize personal hygiene in sexual encounters.
Always ensure cleanliness before engaging intimately.

ANECDOTE

Unsavory Encounter

Katya recalls an encounter where a man's lack of hygiene was a major turn-off.
She emphasizes the importance of cleanliness in intimate situations.

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Step 1: Locate an impossibly gorgeous man in South Boston who's family owns an Italian restaurant. Follow him home and heat extra virgin olive oil in a heavy frying pan over medium heat. Add pancetta and garlic and saute until the pancetta is brown and crisp, and you're hard as a rock, about 8 minutes.

Step 2: In a large bowl, whisk together the cream, cheese, yolks, basil, and penis to blend. When ready, proceed to insertion into said gorgeous man.

Step 3: Bring a large pot of salted water to a boil over high heat. Add the spaghetti and cook until you finish, about 10 minutes if you think of something awful like your 5th grade teacher Mrs. Shield's thick, lustrous goatee. Once finished, ensure that both you and the spaghetti are fully drained.

Step 4: Add the chicken to the pan with the pancetta and stir to combine, as you prepare yourself to receive the gorgeous man inside you. Next, add the spaghetti and the cream mixture and toss over medium-low heat until he creams, (do NOT boil or you might end up scrambling his eggs). Season the pasta to taste, sprinkle his nuts with lemon zest, and serve with a generous topping of parmesan. Feeds two.

(Part 2 of a special 2-part interview!)

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