Episode 1 of 3.
This is the HARDEST book ever written in the history of the human race.
The instruction manual of Bushido, The Way of the Samurai, written in 1700. How to live. How to fight. and how to DIE..... interspersed with INSANE phrases like
"Kids these days don't even like beheading criminals whose hands are behind their back"
OR
"Back in MY DAY everyone was willing to commit seppuku if their lord retired. KIDS THESE DAYS HAVE GONE SOFT!"
Translated by Alexander Bennett, a man so badass that Captain America writes him love letters and Bane gives him massages.
50% Dale Carnegie life advice, 50% INSANITY....... 100% Awesome.
Strap in.
