213-Grover Cleveland's Secret Surgery

In 1893, Grover Cleveland discovered a cancerous tumor on the roof of his mouth. It was feared that public knowledge of the president's illness might set off a financial panic, so Cleveland suggested a daring plan: a secret surgery aboard a moving yacht. In this week's episode of the Futility Closet podcast we'll describe the president's gamble -- and the courageous reporter who threatened to expose it.

We'll also audit some wallabies and puzzle over some welcome neo-Nazis.

Intro:

Robert Louis Stevenson inadvertently borrowed much of Treasure Island from Washington Irving.

When Graeme Gibson donated his parrot to the Toronto Zoo, it suddenly called after him.

Sources for our feature on Grover Cleveland's secret surgery:

Matthew Algeo, The President Is a Sick Man: Wherein the Supposedly Virtuous Grover Cleveland Survives a Secret Surgery at Sea and Vilifies the Courageous Newspaperman Who Dared Expose the Truth, 2011.

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Listener mail:

"Wallabies in Onchan," Onchan and Garff Area Matters, Facebook, July 12, 2018.

Samantha Harrelson, "Wandering Kangaroo Causes Rollover Crash Near Dodson in Northern Montana," KTVQ, June 21, 2018.

"Two Injured in Montana After Swerving to Avoid a Kangaroo or Wallaby," KULR 8, June 21, 2018.

Rob Rogers, "Startled Driver Rolls Car to Avoid 'Kangaroo' in Northern Montana," Billings Gazette, June 21, 2018.

"Prohibited Species," Montana Fish, Wildlife & Parks (accessed Aug. 16, 2018).

"Animals Go Wild! The Wallabies of Kalihi Valley," Hawaii News Now (accessed Aug. 16, 2018).

"Native Animals," New Zealand Department of Conservation (accessed Aug. 16, 2018).

"Kawau Island Wallabies," New Zealand Department of Conservation (accessed Aug. 16, 2018).

Wikipedia, "Kawau Island: History" (accessed Aug. 12, 2018).

This week's lateral thinking puzzle was devised by Sharon. Here are three corroborating links (warning -- these spoil the puzzle).

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